It just says "McLovin"! : Officer Slater : Seth begins to cry, Helen pukes all over Evan, and McLovin start to hookup with his crush. Let us know in the comments below. This isn't terrible. Itll really change your views. I kinda had this problem. Hes sitting in the back of this cop car with these two terrifying policemen with guns. Because theyre out there. Officer Slater I mean, who doesn't? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?, This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'., Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock., Seven bucks? Seth and Evan arrive at the party. Do you have time?. So, Seth and Evan spend the afternoon thinking he flaked out and they wont be able to come through on their promise to Jules. Well then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off throw over mine and get your id and buy it my fucking self! Release Dates Yup. : : : "Superbad" follows the wild and hilarious misadventures of best friends Seth and Evan, as they navigate their way through their last few days of high school. Officer Michaels And that was really fun. What? August 17, 2007. 2023. It was like the first time I heard the Beatles., - Seth: Gimme that. Super Bad by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg July 20, 2006 THIS MATERIAL IS THE PROPERTY OF SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT INC., OR IT'S AFFILIATES (COLLECTIVELY SPE) AND IS INTENDED AND Yeah, no crime. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. "- Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. The old lady bit is funny, dont get me wrong, but the cinematography with the former always gets mefrom a low angle, slowly up to a high when the security guard reveals himself to Seth. MOTTOLA: Emma was someone who hadnt done a movie before. HILL: I remember the home ec scene was really early on at the high school. By Columbia Pictures/ Everett Collection. And I have to pinch myself sometimes when I realize, Oh, it really has this outlasting power. Authorities stated the man (boy?) Things immediately go wrong. Like anything thats good, it stood the test of time not just in the product, but in the team. Fogell And I weigh like, 105 pounds. Seth Great name. Wed all hang out there. Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops. : - Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. The actors all deliver excellent performances, with each character's arc coming to a satisfying conclusion during this scene. Evan: Stay calm, okay? It's not the "going" I'm worried about but the "coming". And I went in a second time and read with Greg the director, and then got a third callback and read with Jonah and Mike. What are you, a 6-year-old?, Spread your shit! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. : For our 29th annual Hollywood cover, a dozen captivating young stars gather for the after-party of our dreams. He expertly balances the character's obnoxiousness with moments of vulnerability and insecurity, making him a sympathetic and relatable protagonist. And then one of the first things he did as the head of Paramount was say that he would not make Superbad. The best part of this DVD is the extras. APATOW: It was one of those ideas where we thought, This is an all or nothing type of joke idea. I found it almost impossible to focus on anything other than what Bob was laughing at, and every now and then Id hear Maxs laugh cutting through the crowd. Essentially there was a party and the guys were trying to buy beer. Evan Evan is a bright young student whose outward sweetness belies his suffocating fear of heading off to college without his lifelong best friend Seth -- a hormone-driven mischief-maker who wasn't accepted to the same school as Evan. In this first scene, which is less than 3 minutes, we learn everything we need to know about this movie. When Fogell comes into Seth and Evans home-ec class, hes all excited to tell them a story. : McLovin. I got a boner!, HADER: The minute I walked outside [the day after Superbad opened], this womanthis very New Yorker womanjust walked by and went, You are so fucking cool. And I was like, Oh. The two split up at a random sketchy party. MOTTOLA: When we were thinking about what can go, the editor said, Well, the one thing that doesnt move the story forward at all are the dick drawings. And I just said, Over my dead body. Did you pussy out or what? Evan and Seth go to the mall and run into Jules and Helen. Here we go. 15. So we began to talk about if we could get into the shape where someone would actually allow us to make it. Seth : I am, I'm gonna get laid. But as the night progresses, their plans go awry and they find themselves in a series of ridiculous and unexpected situations. Okay? My brain is still developing and trying to figure out my career path. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Cond Nast. And I go, and Im waiting in the car, and shes talking to a friend. They bumble their way through questioning the witnesses of the liquor store robbery as they misunderstand everything the cashier tells them about the suspect. ROGEN: We took the tape from my trailer to Amy Pascals office and plugged it into her television. Throw in Jonah Hill getting hurt around every corner and Seth Rogan firing warning shots at a teenager within the confines of a residential neighborhood, and it honestly could be higher than number nine. Superbad is hysterically funny and also strangely poignant and heartfelt. "Happy 40th birthday McLovin. I could turn it on right now and be subsequently brought to tears. Shut the fuck up, man. They each have errands to run so the two possible couples split apart, and Evan and Seth share a look as they part ways. Release Date. He didnt seem to give a fuck about anything. Fogell I wish cops were like you.. - Seth: Dude you shouldn't have parked there. Happy birthday!. Like, The good ol days. Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. Thats what Jonah Hills Seth points out here as he tears into his teacher in a home-ec class. Fogell: "Muhammad" is the most commonly used name on Earth. The plot, the dialogue, even the character developmentall of that stuff is spot on thanks to a well-woven script by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (while they were still in high school, no less) but Jonah Hill and Michael Cera brought the script to new heights with pitch-perfect portrayals of Seth and Evan.if(typeof ez_ad_units != 'undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[320,50],'popdecades_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_18',111,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-popdecades_com-medrectangle-3-0'); Analyze the actors rapport, their delivery in scenes like this. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. And you landed on McLovin Fogell Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? I think Superbad is more about these guys that grew up being exposed to that, not being uncomfortable with it, and how they dont ultimately subscribe to that mentality. All right. All rights reserved. We sat in the very back and it was a college crowd. We liked going to house parties. You look like Aladdin. Our blog is the perfect place to immerse yourself in all things K-culture and discover new artists, shows, and trends that you'll love. They sent Bill, Jonah, Evan, and Chris around the country, showing it at colleges. Those guys were willing to do it. This whole thing is bigger than you Foggell so grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! APATOW: They worked really hard doing a lot of screenings and panels. Fogell You have to cast him. : APATOW: We definitely shot material so that if it had to be cut out, there was a path to edit the movie without it. : | : Written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg when they were actually in still high school, Superbad walks a fine line between raunchy R-rated antics and earnest emotional reflection. Here is a list of the great Superbad quotes: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' I cant try to do that to you with your mother looking. She left pretty quickly. HILL: When I hear my dad and his friends talk about college, I think thats how my kids are gonna hear me and Michael talk about making Superbad. Stay calm, okay? StudioBinder's FREE Screenwriting Software , The Ultimate Guide to Call Sheets (with FREE Call Sheet Template), How to Break Down a Script (with FREE Script Breakdown Sheet), The Only Shot List Template You Need with Free Download, Managing Your Film Budget Cashflow & PO Log (Free Template), A Better Film Crew List Template Booking Sheet, Best Storyboard Softwares (with free Storyboard Templates), What is Subtext How to Use Subtext in Screenwriting, 60 Best Movie Songs Of All Time Top Needle Drops, Ranked, What is Post-Production The Final Steps in the Process, Interstellar Script PDF Download Plot & Theme Analysis, Plot vs Story Differences Every Screenwriter Should Know. You really cant make this stuff upunless youre Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. GOLDBERG: Our original draft ended with them leaving the party, walking down the alleyway, and then Seths character makes fun of Michael Ceras mother having nice breasts, and then he says, Fuck you. That was the end. The performances and direction in "Superbad" are a standout aspect of the film. Im turning the gun, and everyones like, Fucking point it away, bro!. Who knows? There is nothing more contagious and effective than authenticity. Superbad subtitles. ROGEN: We like American Pie. He brings a quiet intensity to the role, making Evan a likable and sympathetic character in his own right. Michael Ceras Evan is so bewildered when Jonah Hills Seth first tells him about it in the cafeteria. : Rogen, who also starred in "Superbad" as Officer Michaels, kicked off the birthday wishes on Twitter, posting a photo of the infamous fake ID. Cast Jonah.. It became about friendship, and the panic of starting a new phase of your life without your best friend. Fogell MACISAAC: Our technology and stuff changes, but teenagers are generally the same. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. ROGEN: I think it was when I started to hear McLovin in rap songs is when I was like, Oh, wow. The policeman shifted intent focus between Fogel and his ID while whispering unintelligibly, leading the audience to believe theyre onto him, when in reality theyre just discussing the prospect of organ donors. : Shes incredibly funny, shes really interesting, shes beautiful, but in an interesting way. Officer Slater One of the main reasons Superbad was made was it took funny ideas and placed them in the Hollywood structure without becoming so constrained by the beats that the film lost its humanity. When they ask him for his age, he says hes old enough. They ask, Old enough for what? and he, perfectly, says, To party., It doesnt even have a first name it just says McLovin!, Fogell was supposed to get his fake ID during lunch and he was nowhere to be found. : Fogell GOLDBERG: My brother was an artist when he was a kid, and he did all of the dick drawings in the movie. Hed likely never arrested someone before and entered a state of panic upon doing so, but boy are we glad he did. I think that was a big part of the word of mouth. Meanwhile, Evan and Seth's friend Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) acquires a hastily rendered fake I.D. This isn't terrible. I heard she got breast reduction surgery., What? Its entertaining from start to finish no matter how many times youve seen it. I should play Seth. Let me see it. If you guys ever get this going, consider me.. Then months went by, and I went, Oh, God. And then a few months later, that person was named the head of Paramount Pictures. The whole "questioning" scene is hilarious. When Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg first started working on their screenplay for Superbad as a pair of 13-year-olds growing up in Canada, Rogen intended to play the lead role of Seth (the character named after him). Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? Officer Slater And it just blew the roof off the place. The closest one with pre-teens was Stand By Me, where it was crazy and outrageous and it was funny, but it was real boys on a real journey walking down a real road. Officer Slater And I was like, Oh, my God. Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Seth The Superbad script begins with Seth and Evan discussing their lives after high school, and setting up their goals for hooking up with classmates. ROGEN: R-rated comedies are so commonplace now. None of them imagined the impact the movie would haveexcept for Rogen and Goldberg, who never doubted that Superbad would be big. Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. 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